Tuesday, July 17, 2007


amanda and i are co-authoring a book about animals. we gathered research today, and came up with some really good information. it's going to be called:

"how to shave a cat in 43 easy steps."

anyway, now not only do we have a 20-year-old blind ass cat, we have a 20-year-old blind ass cat with a mohawk. incidentally, we are available for mobile pet grooming. rates vary upon size, time spent, and temperment (the animal's and ours).

i'm filthy, sweaty, tired, and i have fur in my bra. i am now going to sit back, relax, and fantasize about not washing my dishes..

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